best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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