As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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