i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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