The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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