Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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