Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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