its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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