you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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