Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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