was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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