I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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