i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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