is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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