I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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