whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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