I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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