somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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