Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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