Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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