You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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