i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize