I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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