If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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