brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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