oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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