I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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