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Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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