my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
pop tarts are not kleenex
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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