My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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