How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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