I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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