Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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