i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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