OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There's a naked man in my car right now.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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