I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize