He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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