No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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