im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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