Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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