you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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