I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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