no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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