I heard we made out
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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