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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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