If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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