Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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