if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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