brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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