There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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