Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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