What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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