I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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