direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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