We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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